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2) SnarkyKu
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SnarkyKu is a collection of senryu (haiku-style poems) providing snarky commentary for every occasion. Feeling like snapping someone's head off? Do it with wit: quote a snarkyKu.
3) Disguised
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THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky....
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Meet Squire. He's your average music-obsessed twenty-three-year-old Portlander, juggling a job as an internet support technician, an indie comics gig, and a long-simmering crush on his best friend, Lise. He smokes too much weed, drinks too many cocktails, and watches too much Star Trek. And when his co-workers, baristas, and friends begin to turn on him one by one, his good-natured paranoia expands into a chilling, terrifying certainty about the end...
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The Semi-Complete Guide to Sort of Being a Gentleman might be the most irresponsible book written since The Bible. And a bible it is, in its own right, for the billions of men alive today who have no clue how to behave in public or private situations.Drawing from literally thousands of his countless private journals and personal scribblings, author Sir Gentleman Brock LaBorde, Esquire, this century's self-proclaimed Master of Social Etiquette, painstakingly...
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In miniature golf, love is full-sized.A Fauxmance of epic proportions yet diminutive length, this novella follows the stormy path of beautiful eighteen-year-old Irish lass Georgette Winnipeg, as she struggles with love, jealousy and other matters of the heart. Her strange new homeland leaves her wondering if indeed handsome is as handsome does. Perry Chinthrust co-stars.
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La novela más divertida del autor más inclasificable.
Christopher Moore es el mejor exponente de la llamada "Ficción absurda", un movimiento literario que se caracteriza por cultivar el humor absurdo y los argumentos imposibles. Los títulos de Moore son auténticos fenómenos de ventas en los Estados Unidos y han convocado a una legión de fans muy activos e implicados.
En "Almas de segunda mano", Charlie Asher, uno de los personajes más emblemáticos...
9) Dead Writers
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Before Woody Allen's MIDNIGHT IN PARIS, there was P.K. Rossetti's DEAD WRITERS…It is summer in Paris and Quincy Rollins is drunk the first time he meets Ernest Hemingway. On his way back from a late night at Gertrude Stein's salon, the soon-to-be famous author knocks on Quincy's door to introduce himself. Quincy is also drunk when he meets F. Scott Fitzgerald a few days later, but so is Fitzgerald-he shows up in his living room without ever bothering...
10) Marina Melee
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George H. Marshall III has it all, and he wants to get away from it--women, a busy social calendar, and his so-called career in the family oil business. So he does what any 43-year-old, thrice-divorced playboy would do: he sails away to the Caribbean. Determined to prove to his parents (and himself) that he is more than a spoiled, womanizing, over-aged adolescent, George buys Porto da Vida Marina on the small island of São Jorge.Within days, George...
11) Purely by Luck
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The prequel to Chaotic Butterfly. Sakurai Yuuichi and his best friend, Takayama Kouji, don't see eye to eye sometimes about whether which groups make it in Midareteku Entertainment is all due to luck or not. Along with bandmates Tsukioka and Kurosawa, their unit's future might depend on what they decide together. Also contains the short story "Incognito," starring 5*STAR's Tsukioka and Adachi.
12) Dastardly
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Writer Marc Viglietti, known as Vig, suffers in his day job at a museum of carriages and carts while he dreams of fame and fortune from the unintentionally humorous vampire westerns he can't stop penning. Faced with eviction, Vig fools Marsha, his chief foil in the local writing community and the author of unsuccessful romance novels, into believing he's just gotten out of the hospital after a bout with pneumonia. Marsha gives Vig a thousand dollars...
13) Random Glory
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Richard Random is unaware that he is a direct descendant of Frankenstein's monster, and heir to all of Doctor Frankenstein's land. While trying to live the American dream, he falls in love with the stunning veterinarian, Doctor Mary Jane. With their friends in tow, they fight for their lives against a motley crew of hired assassins. Duke Cornelius Magnus believed himself to be the owner of the land and the attached university until a startling article...
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What secrets lurk in her battered trunk of theatrical souvenirs? Find out in this illustrated confessional from stage star Maggie King (assisted by Russell james).On the eve of the Second World War Maggie King is preparing a celebrity memoir. From her theatrical trunk she pulls sketches from her shows, along with programmes, handbills, letters and photos, both from her own career and that of her parents, Albert and Annie King ('the Royal Family' of...
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This is book three in the Imperfect Series. It can be read as a stand alone. Book one is Imperfect Chemistry, and book two is Imperfectly criminal.Gemma McDougall is certain about three things: One, she's never going to lose her Latina ass. Two, her career is more important than the crappy (and nonexistent) relationships she's had to endure her entire adult life. Three, she's going to get the next promotion to detective if it kills her. But then her...
16) Contempt of Love
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Attorney Peter Cline would rather be anywhere than at the wedding of his sister, Melinda, and the father of her child. Perhaps bridesmaid Merri Baldwin can help him readjust his attitude.
17) Interludes
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The gods are gone. All of them. When the gods left, their last message to humanity was: "Thank you for believing in us, but it is not enough. We're leaving. Good luck." At first no one took them seriously. Until, that is, all the denizens of all the heavens and hells started showing up on people's doorsteps. Creatures that were once thought of as myth are now refugees striving to adapt to life on earth. Trouble is, after eons of living forever, they're...
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Note: 2nd edition. Professionally edited by David "Blazing Beard" Gatewood, Thane of the Stonescribe clan Just because you're short, crotchety, seldom bathe, like to drink, and have a beard doesn't make you a Dwarf. (1) To see how much you differ from the typical (2) Dwarf, you have but to read Confessions of an Angry Dwarf. If you still think you're a Dwarf after reading this concise guide to Dwarfdom, then you will not be the only one full of surprise. Confessions...
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Note: 2nd edition. Professionally edited by David Gatewood, Stygian Overlord So you want to be a villain? You do know that being a villain isn't all fun-filled romps in dank, lightless tombs, incendiary encounters with intellectually stunted heroes, joyously crushing the hopes and dreams of unsuspecting innocents, accumulating vast hordes of ill-gotten wealth, and advancing your agenda on a world unappreciative of your greatness? (1) You really want...
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The Exceptional Advice for Adventurers Everywhere series provides a range of proven (1) advice for professions that don't exist. (2) This complete edition includes all four novellas in the Exceptional Advice for Adventurers Everywhere tetralogy. Included are: Mulogo's Treatise on Wizardry Mulogo's Treatise provides a concise summary in plain (well, mostly plain) language for wizards who wish to have a manual for surviving in a harsh world where people...
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